Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Kudos to Gordon

I think it's high time to pay some respect to our cat Gordon, especially after what he did last night. But, first, let me start by telling you that Gordon came to live with me about 12 years ago when I was single and living alone. I've described him as being the world's best house cat. Aside from the occasional hairball, he has never caused any harm. He has never clawed up a single piece of furniture -- the only thing he ever scratches is his scratching post -- and he barely sheds. He has the most docile temperment, even after we brought home that "little human creature" almost five years ago and threw a real wrench into his existence. He has adjusted and even grown quite fond of the little rugrat.
Well, this morning was much the same as always. I woke up around 6ish and groggily walked down the hallway toward the kitchen for my morning cup of coffee. It was still pretty dark at that time but I could clearly see Gordon laying at the end of the hallway stretched out on the floor and what looked like a small hairball laying close by. I walked past him, not really looking down, and went straight to the kitchen and grabbed the roll of paper towel and headed back to clean up the mess. I turned on the dining room light, turned around and imagine my surprise to find not a hairball but a small, dead mouse!!! Eeeeeeeek!!!! I immediately hollered for Shane because, although I don't flinch at cleaning up a hairball, there was no way on God's green earth I was touching that thing! Christian freaked out a bit at first, but only because he thought it was still alive. Shane had it "cleaned up" quickly. I have to tell you that Gordon was very proud of himself. As Shane put it, "even after 12 years of domesticated bliss, he still has that feline killer instinct!" He protected his family. Way to go Gordon. I'd much rather have a dead mouse to clean up than a live one living in my house somewhere. Give that kitty some catnip!

4 comments:

Jennifer Jesperson said...

Can you please send Gordon to the cabin this summer? We have some issues there...

Flat Stanley had another big day here in Hollywood. He visited the Chinese Theater - which is getting all gussied up for the premier of Walk Hard tonight, Capitol Records and The Grove. He had a very good morning!

We love you!

Kelli said...

Yuck! I would have cried if I saw that. Good job Gordon. You're right at least he spared you from seeing it alive.

Anonymous said...

I can't decide which is worse. This story or the time Alex whacked a mouse with a shelf I planned to hang in our basement. Either is just ooky!!

Ruhiyyih Rose said...

Go Gordon! I wish he were around earlier this week at my house...and you already know that story. Ew.